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Electrified Brain with Municipal Waste!!!

You've never smelled nothing like this
Forever it will eat you alive
You've never seen nothing like this
Forever from graves you will dive...
"Taste The Waste"

Lighting arcs from an Electrified Brain. Screaming, bloody, reanimated anger incarnate reaches for caffeination to fuel a quest for Vengeance. Armed with thrashing guitar and coffee black as night, render flesh from bone and slay the slayer. Toasted Nuts, Black Tea, and Caramel a backdrop of aroma for the ripper's doom. Drink Deep, Taste the Waste, Go for the Throat. GO FOR THE THROAT!!!

Municipal Waste has been inciting riots since 2000 with its signature brand of hardcorepunkmetal. Listening to Municipal Waste will result in bloody ears, blown speakers, pissed-off parents, black eyes, and a healthy distrust of authority.

Similarly, Dark Matter Coffee has been agitating the coffee industry at large since 2007 with its signature brand of contrarianaudaciousabsurdity. Drinking Dark Matter Coffee will result in steamed faces, skinned knees, quantum disentanglement, confrontational attitude towards the mainstream, and further infatuation with Municipal Waste. Enjoy both with unreserved joy and fury.

July 14, 2022 — Jake Kryshak

Tags: Heavy Metal metal municipal waste Music Music Collaborations

Heavy Metal Collaboration Coffee!

Heavy Metal has teamed up with Dark Matter Coffee to bring uniquely designed coffee bags with the highest quality grounds to your mornings! This coffee will be sold EXCLUSIVELY on the Heavy Metal website, as a single or subscription option. Links at the bottom to order!

This Heavy Metal collage features characters new and old. Some unfamiliar characters are from the following stories!
Maiden: By Bart & Michelle Sears, debuting in Issue #302
Savage Circus: By Brendan Columbus: Serialized from Issue #300!
Dark Wing: By Matthew Medney: Serialized from Issue #300!
Sun Eater: By Dylan Sprouse, Written By Dylan Sprouse & Joe Harris: Out Now: Comic Series
Beyond Kuiper: By Matthew Medney & John Connelly: Out November 11th
WonderWerk: Original Podcast Series: Out everyone one can listen to podcasts!

Single Product Grab a bag featuring exclusive artwork!

Subscription Get a subscription to the DMC x Heavy Metal coffee delivered to your door every month!

October 23, 2020 — Kyle Hodges

Tags: Heavy Metal

Judas Priest - British Steel

To celebrate the 35th Anniversary of British Steel, Dark Matter Coffee and Judas Priest present the ultimate hesher coffee. On April 14th, the actual day of the original release, the coffee and cassette combo was unleashed via the DMC website and our three Chicago retail locations. Each bag of British Steel coffee will come with a old school cassingle, featuring "Grinder" and "Snakebite". (While supplies last.)

May 05, 2015 — Jesse Diaz

Tags: British Steel Coffee Heavy Metal Judas Priest Music Collaborations