Bourbons of Dr Funkenstein (October Limited Blend)

$20.00

"Funk upon a time, somewhere amidst the Ukrainian Village, Earth. The concept of specially designed Arabica astro-lots, capable of cafunkeinating entire galax-zzz's, was first laid upon Dark Matter. Bourbon funk, straight from the funk fields of Guatemala, transported to The Mothership. They call us the Big DMC, galactic funk-o-philes that transcend the line. While coasting, we toast the clones of bourbons that ignite the soul of Dr. Funkesntein."

BECAUSE FUNK IS ITS OWN REWARD!

The cosmic funk from Mr. George Clinton has always directed Dark Matter Coffee. From cafunkeinating baristas, naming products and stores - Chocolate CityThe Mothership & Osmium - George has made sure our leg bone's connected-to-the-funk bone, connected-to-the-heart of Dark Matter Coffee. In celebration of the funktitude that is George Clinton, we proudly bring you funkiest coffee to land on planet Earth. Inspired by Parliament's Clones of Dr Funkenstein, the blend features  This blend will open the third eye, putting a glide in your stride, a dip in yo' hip. 

The bag artwork and design were brought forth by DMC Family Member, Jeff Kuhnie. (Find out more information for Jeff ) DJ Intel's masterpiece mixtape is pure Funkadelic, featuring sound bites, interview snippets and lots of George Clinton! Peep our mixcloud page.

It is a combination of both washed and natural processed Bourbons from El Salvador and a medley of Bourbon clones, called Varios, from Guatemala. Santa Petrona grows one of the most memorable Red Bourbons we've had, and that's saying something considering it's among the most common cultivars of coffee in the world.  

The clones from Guatemala were a necessity for this blend. We refer to this particular green coffee as Varios, as it is a range of experimental hybrids propagated by cloning a mother plant. This means a one-of-a-kind tree with specific genes has a branch snipped from it, then processed to create another tree with identical genetics. This is a common everyday practice with produce at grocery stores, like those scrumptious Granny Smith apples currently in season. 

Coffees 
Country: El Salvador
Producer: Federico Pacas
Farm: Santa Petrona
Cultivar: Bourbon
Process: Washed

Country: El Salvador

Producer: Federico Pacas
Farm: Santa Petrona
Cultivar: Bourbon
Process: Natural

Country: Guatemala

Producer: Giorgio Bressani
Farm: San Jeronimo Miramar
Cultivar: Varios
Process: Washed
Notes: Black Currant, Allspice, Milk Chocolate
Net Wt: 12 oz 

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*** Sold as whole bean by default. If you would like it ground, please select your preference – drip, espresso, or press.